Let’s be honest: thus far, this season of SM has been kind of a drag. Our characters have been busy dealing with cheating husbands, shady sisters-in-law, and crying like they are in a Nicholas Sparks movie, so this episode was a real breath of fresh air. Finally, we’re all going out for a good time!

Oh, sorry, I mean hunting. We are going hunting.

Now, we all know how terrifically zany these hunts can get, so you’d best buckle up!

But first, before we can go look for a thing that we all definitely care about, we need to tend to some homework.

This show is so HORNY for school.

(These are all flashbacks from this season!) Have you ever seen people more eager to tend to their schooling?

So, let’s take up the call of this episode and HUNT for our love languages!

Love Language 1

Do you opt for liquids over solids?

Have you been known to stand alone in your house waiting for Doordash to leave a milkshake on the porch?

Do you applaud yourself for any afternoon without sweets?

Do you regularly get together with your friends for a drink-based gathering?

If so, your love language might be ice cream! Ice cream comes in all forms — you can sip it; you can stick it in between cookies; you can make it into a cake. The important thing is that ice cream will always be there for you, even when your fancy, NGO-boyfriend can’t.

Love language 2

Did you have big dreams as a child?

Are you from a small town where no one ever amounted to anything?

Does the idea of Pluto being a planet make you laugh?

If so, your love language might be adventure. Adventure comes in all shapes and sizes. You don’t have to go to Time Square for a good time; just strap on a pair of moon-bounce shoes and your world will come alive.

Love language 3

Do you hate talking to the press?

Do you get annoyed when people point out the little things you’ve left undone?

Have you spent your entire life waiting to do a literal mic drop?

If so, your love language might be politics! People love you until they hate you, and they mostly hate you for plot reasons (see also: Nick). The only way to win at this game is to opt out — always leave them wanting more!

Love language 4

Do you love matching, coordinated outfits?

Do you use deals to help men feel better about themselves?

Do you have crazy eyes?

If so, your love language might be entrepenuership! You were always meant to be on top, but then someone scooped your dreams (be careful not to confuse this love language with ice cream). Climbing back up won’t be easy, but if you have the right people by your side, your success is practically guarenteed.

Love Language 5

Do you love giving “gifts”?

Do you love telling your friends about the “gifts” you give?

Are you still exploring your “gift”?

If so, your gift is smashing it. You love smashing it anywhere, all the time, and telling everybody about it! And even though all gifts are equal, this one is definitely the best. If you have this one, you won love languages. Congratulations, athlete!