Sometimes I just feel like Preacher is on a different show than the rest of the cast.

Like, he’s sneaking around in the woods with ZEEEEEEERO BACK-UP to confront a kidnapper/attempted killer while everybody else is just chillin’.

Denny and Lizzie: makin’ signs and chillin’.

Sewing circle ladies: gossipin’ and chillin’.

Jack: glampin’ and chillin’.

Mel and her new bestie: going to lunch and chillin’.

Does anybody else even know Paige/Michelle is back in town???? Apparently not, because everybody — besides Preacher — is chillin’.

Okay, so Paige is back and she’s come home to find out some terrible news! Preacher met someone else! Wait, no… that’s not it.

Um… rewind: she hasn’t made any effort to get an update on her kid in EIGHT WEEKS? (I’m assuming it’s been eight weeks based on Mel’s pregnancy…) This just seems absurd. Especially when she wasn’t that far away.

But okay, I’ve never been in this situation, and I imagine that sometimes when you’re busy evading law enforcement and maintaining your fake identity and wondering where your not-ex buried your husband’s body and hoping his TWIN brother doesn’t find you, you forget to check in on the little things, like your child. Good thing Preacher — and his TWO private investigators and Connie are on the case.

Seriously, he didn’t even call Connie to go with him to look for Christopher??? #rude

And Preacher could have really used some help because all he finds are… SKETCHES! (Also, Christopher couldn’t tell Preacher any details about where he was, but HE DREW THE CABIN???)

All this sneaking around/binocular use turns out to be for nothing because Paige SET HIM UP!

And this after he was double-crossed by her friend!

Is Preacher just impossibly gullible??? (Or Paige’s agent just couldn’t get her a deal to come back for a fifth season?)

I love that this whole storyline is essentially resolved with a carpool. #greenplanet

Why does Paige agree to go with Vince? What kind of legal advice did she get in Mendicino because this seems like the opposite of what a GOOD lawyer would tell you to do…

If only they knew a lawyer or a cop who could have maybe helped with this situation! Maybe a lawyer and cop who’ve worked together in the past and could have set up some sort of sting to catch Vince. (Especially since his DNA was found at a crime scene.) I mean, I’m just brainstorming here, but what if there was, maybe a sassy lady lawyer who’s cute and perky.

And a big city cop who’s always well-dressed and eating.

I don’t know. It’d just be nice to see something like that…