Is Todd the most garbage person on this show???? He made Charmaine give up her dog.

He basically tried to buy the twins from Jack.

And now he’s gonna miss the baby shower.

If I didn’t know any better, I’d say the writers were trying to set up a situation in which there’s a potential for Char and Jack to get back together and raise those boys as one unit. Because as Rory Gilmore taught us all…

So, even though we have spent all season thinking Vince and Calvin were the bad guys, I’m thinking Todd is actually the secret villain of this whole show.

Wait, new theory: Todd hired Vince to kill Jack. And he’s not going to the baby shower because he can’t face the fact that the hit he hired failed.

Luckily, Jack is all too happy to step in.

While Jack is working things out with Char, Hope is trying to find something she and Vernon can do together for fun.

I can only hope they are going to Mrs. Kim’s.

But Vern doesn’t see the point.

And takes off fishing with Burt.

It was nice to hear a little bit of Burt’s big dreams.

And get this little lupus PSA.

Meanwhile, Mel’s actually at work today!

I know, Cameron, I’m shocked, too!

But she’s using company time to make personal phone calls because she’s gotta deal with her pesky mother-in-law.

Luckily, Mark’s mom has a few minutes to hash things out with Mel face-to-face.

Again, I have to say it: #menacingolderwomen! Let’s get this trending.

Anyway, turns out Mark’s mom is… well, a lot like Preacher.

Maybe her PI should be on the Christopher case because it’s really going nowhere.

Um… how do you get a warrant to trace a call to find a kid who hasn’t been officially reported as kidnapped because BOTH of his parents are missing??? I’m asking for a friend.

But, there HAS been a big break in the who-tried-to-murder-Jack case!

Again, so many questions. Vince’s DNA is in a criminal database in California even though he’s a cop in Florida? What??? Do they just have all cop DNA on file just in case?

Well, at least now that Brady’s probably not guilty, Jack can go and enjoy this baby shower!

Did Preacher’s invitation get lost in the mail? How was he not invited — he’s Jack’s best friend/business partner! Oh well… the best part of co-owning the ONLY restaurant in town is you can close it whenever you want for private events.

Am I the only one who thinks these two are awkward AF together? I just don’t sense the chemistry! But maybe it’s because there’s a cloud hanging over them.

And, right on cue…knock, knock!

Talk about awkward! At least now someone can report Christopher as missing.